just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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