I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you had me at cake vodka
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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