I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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