This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
NoShamevember. You game?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
