SEEEEXXX PLEASE
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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