got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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