She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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