Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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