You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
