hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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