I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
