I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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