Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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