2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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