How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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