i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Is it because I queefed?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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