Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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