dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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