How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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