note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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