Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I hope mine doesn't look like that
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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