Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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