She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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