Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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