Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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