i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
party gras won. party gras always wins.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
