i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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