Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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