Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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