ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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