Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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