i wish starbucks made bloody marys
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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