google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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