Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize