Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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