Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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