Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i already hear my dad disowning me
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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