don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize