you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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