when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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