toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
