btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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