if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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