Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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