Duck Duck Cougar?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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