so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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