Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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