Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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