Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
