You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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