I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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