you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You've changed since you got that strap on
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