I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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