gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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