You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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